All dogs need to live in France

In the south of France all dogs are in heaven, and I think dog owners here are in heaven as well. First of all you can bring your dog anywhere with you, this includes: trams, buses, the mall, bars, and restaurants! I sat next to a dog the other day at a Creperie. On the tram I saw a dog that had 24 toes! he had an extra toe on each foot, it kind of creeped me out but he seemed happy. They also don't have to wear leashes. I think this a good idea since a leash would be very troublesome on the crowded trams and around restaurant chairs and tables. Another law they don't have is cleaning up your dogs poop. There are not a lot dog restrooms (grassy spots) in the city since most of it is paved, this is scary when it rains and there have been big dogs down the sidewalk before you, you really need to watch out. They do however clean the center of town, which is more like a giant out door mall, each day with big zamboniesque machines, this helps with the poop. You also CAN NOT be arrested if you have a dog here, thus all the "street people" have dogs. This is all funny because at home if you didn't put your dog on a leash and it pooped you would have to go to jail and pay a lot of money and you would become a street person. Dad and Smoky know all about that! ;)